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This website is dedicated to Rainer Lagemann. Born in Germany Rainer Lagemann has lived in the United States of America since 1988. Rainer Lagemann resides in Point Richmond CA since 2004. Rainer Lagemann spends his days working at The Magazine, a retail store for modern European furniture. The Magazine imports directly from manufacturers in Europe . Now here comes the Italian language really handy, a language that Rainer Lagemann does not speak. To be honest, this Rainer Lagemann does not speak any language perfectly. Rainer Lagemann is the classic failure of the German school system, 13 years down the drain. Some claim, Rainer Lagemann only got a degree from this school so that they could move on. A theory that sounds perfectly reasonable, a faith Rainer Lagemann shares with George W. Bush. Now to make it perfectly clear, Rainer Lagemann did not vote for George W. Bush, nor did Rainer Lagemann leave Germany  to protest Germany’s refusal to support George W. Bush BLITZKRIEG. Rainer Lagemann simply left for hormonal imbalance, a condition that was finally moved by the psychological community from mental disease to a lifestyle choice without choice...Try to make any sense out of this. This makes even a character like Rainer Lagemann appear to be normal. Whenever Rainer Lagemann is forced into the spotlight of public interest he fully enjoys every second of it. Unfortunately this has never happened, so this site is dedicated to create interest in the person of Rainer Lagemann, not any imposter, but yes, into Rainer Lagemann himself. You will find many references to Rainer Lagemann's mother, Ingrid Lagemann, and that is because she was the first to really understand and see the hidden beauty in Rainer Lagemann. Other people soon started wondering what the big hoopla surrounding the little blond head of Rainer Lagemann was all about, and as always in such situations, when there is nothing, make it up! And they did! Soon the reputation of Rainer Lagemann grew to unknown proportions. Elite schools like the Albert Einstein Gymnasium in Kaarst and the FH Detold were fighting for the privilege to have Rainer Lagemann’s presence present in their old reputable halls. And would it not have been to Germany, Rainer Lagemann might just have stayed. But bigger and better was waiting on the other side of the Atlantic . Rainer Lagemann fell for strings of silver, strings of gold and for many pretty strangers and the promosises they hold. And not so pretty ones. The End.

 Diese Seite wird sich nur um Rainer Lagemann kuemmern. Geboren in Duessseldorf zu armen Eltern war Rainer Lagemann’s Leben gepraegt von Straenge die er in dem  Glauben an sich selbst aus dem Nichts schaffte. Waehrend der andere Rainer Lagemann sich dem allgemeinen Wohl in Rahmen der Politik widmet, blieb dieser Rainer Lagemann voelling auf dem Ego-Trip, eine characterliche Schwaeche die ihn voelling untauglich fuer Sozialarbeit machte. Seinen Geschwistern blieb dieses Schicksal erspart, aber eines teilten sie, eine sorgenfreie Jugend gepraegt von gluecklichen Gelaechter und herrlichen Momenten unter Wasser. Wenn der Volksmund Rainer Lagemann als "Die Saege" bezeichnet, nur weil der Tag kommt wenn die Saege saegen muss, so ist das natuerlich Spitze und setzt ein Laecheln selbst auf die haertesten Gesichter. Sein Leben hat Rainer Lagemann damit verbracht Poker zu lernen, denn er wenn der Tod eines Tages and die Tuer klopft, bleibt ihm immerhin noch eine letzte Chance sein kuemmerliches Dasein um einige Tage oder gar Wochen zu verlaengern. Die Schippe is hier vollkommen unwichtig, was zaehlt ist ein Full House. Nur weiss der halb blinde Leser alles Wissenswerte ueber Rainer Lagemann

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